When Bad Names Happen to Good Boots

Dear Boots,

I refuse to buy you solely on the fact that you are called “hipster booties.”  You can thank your Momma and Daddy DSW for giving you that name… you’d be in my closet/on my feet otherwise.

You could've been a contender... ((but you have a crappy name, so you're screwed))

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